Ron Paul Campaign files complaint against BackYard MacGyver Blog

The Ron Paul campaign sent an email to the BackYard MacGyver Blog to complain about the "off color" and "offensive" likeness of him that appears on the BackYard MacGyver Blog. BackYard MacGyver agreed to remove the photo as soon as Ron Paul completes his audits of the Federal Reserve and Fort Knox. As a side note(pun intended), BackYard MacGyver currently burns Zimbabwe dollars to keep warm and cook with because they are cheaper per BTU than Sterno or Firewood.  Whatever.

Speech Contest #2

I presented the speech again in front of a studio audience in a speech contest. Luckily my greatest competitor in the contest (John Keeney) was disqualified for throwing toilet paper at me during my speech. He thought I needed it for my Port a Pot in my backyard. Next up, I get to present the speech in a foreign country (Kentucky)!     Whatever.

OMG!! It is the End of the World!!

David Hasselhoff got voted off Dancing with the Stars!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Whatever

MacGruber sues Backyard MacGyver

Reuters September 17, 2010

Will Forte of Saturday Night Live fame and the spoof movie MacGruber has filed suit against the world famous blog Backyard MacGyver for use of his likeness on the website. Forte says that his serious theatrical character MacGruber is being "mocked and ridiculed" by the BackYard MacGyver blog and is seeking compensitory and punitive damages for the harm that the blog has done to movie ticket sales. Sources close to the BackYard MacGyver blog said that they are hiring world famous attorney Gerry Spence to defend against the specious and frivolous action. When attempts were made to interview Backyard MacGyver he was found asleep in his tent. Whatever.

Fallout Shelter is complete

Today I completed my fallout shelter. I am now prepared for the end of the world or Sarah Palin becoming president which ever comes first.  Whatever.