BackYard Macgyver is back

MacGyver has come back from Mars and is Returned to Earth.  Whatta trip.

Backyard MacGyver is giving away free dog food

Backyard MacGyver has come into possession of a large quantity of fresh dog food and would like to share it with the community. Interested parties can come to his backyard and pick up what they need. PETA will certainly appreciate the efforts. Whatever.

Speech Contest #3

MacGyver took his show on the road to the backwoods of Kentucky. The natives found that his story of survival was ridiculous and far fetched. They said if he really wanted to survive the Apocalypse that he should move to Montana. This from the people that elected Rand Paul. Hummmmmmmm. Backyard MacGyver showed them by stealing some horses and hi-tailing it back the Indiana. There are some very happy and well nourished dogs in Indiana that appreciated his efforts. Whatever.   

BackYard MacGyver receives Eviction Notice!!

BackYard Macgyver has received an Eviction Notice from the Carlyle Investment Group claiming ownership of his house. The Carlyle Group claims to have taken title of the house as part of a Collateralized Debt Obligation (CDO) investment that it bought through the Mortgage Electronic Registration System (MERS). Salem Bin Laden, spokesman for the Carlyle Group, says that the Dubai based Carlyle Group has decided to foreclose on all homes in its US investment portfolio that it has title to from the Mortgage backed security investments that it has. Bin Laden says it is not the Carlyle Groups fault that Americans were stupid enough to allow their banks tell sell off the home mortgage investments to foreigners without the proper title paperwork. The Carlyle Group announced it plans to turn all the properties into rental units to increase the revenue of investments. The paperwork received by BackYard MacGyver states the previous home owner of all homes in foreclosure has first "dibs" on becoming the new rental tenant. Although US banks have frozen foreclosure actions on all the Mortgage backed securities fraudulently run through the MERS, foreign investors are not bound to such obligations. Federal courts say that they can foreclose at will.

BackYard MacGyver says he will fight this with all his improvisational skills and not leave the property. He says the Carlyle Group will get his keys when they pry them from his cold dead fingers.

Updates will follow.

Whatever   

Critics Love BackYard MacGyver

A low-budget Blog made with some A-level flair.  Roger Ebert


Backyard MacGyver is the i-phone of  Blogs! Michael Phillips at the Movies

The Navy Seals could learn something from BackYard MacGyver. Stephan Holdin  New York Times

BackYard MacGyver should be Ron Paul's Running Mate! Alex Jones  InfoWars.com


America will be saved by following Backyard MacGyver. Claudia Puig  USA Today

A Political Hack Masquerading as a Survivalist.  Rahm Emanuel White House Chief of Staff

The incoherent ramblings of an insane person. Karl Rove Republican Strategist

BackYard MacGyver is such a drunk that when Alcohol does it's taxes it claims him as a dependant.  Richard Dean Anderson

An Inspiration Tale of Bravery and Courage that will leave you cheering.  Lebron James  Cleveland Chronicle Miami Herald

Whatever

Ron Paul Campaign files complaint against BackYard MacGyver Blog

The Ron Paul campaign sent an email to the BackYard MacGyver Blog to complain about the "off color" and "offensive" likeness of him that appears on the BackYard MacGyver Blog. BackYard MacGyver agreed to remove the photo as soon as Ron Paul completes his audits of the Federal Reserve and Fort Knox. As a side note(pun intended), BackYard MacGyver currently burns Zimbabwe dollars to keep warm and cook with because they are cheaper per BTU than Sterno or Firewood.  Whatever.

Speech Contest #2

I presented the speech again in front of a studio audience in a speech contest. Luckily my greatest competitor in the contest (John Keeney) was disqualified for throwing toilet paper at me during my speech. He thought I needed it for my Port a Pot in my backyard. Next up, I get to present the speech in a foreign country (Kentucky)!     Whatever.

OMG!! It is the End of the World!!

David Hasselhoff got voted off Dancing with the Stars!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Whatever

MacGruber sues Backyard MacGyver

Reuters September 17, 2010

Will Forte of Saturday Night Live fame and the spoof movie MacGruber has filed suit against the world famous blog Backyard MacGyver for use of his likeness on the website. Forte says that his serious theatrical character MacGruber is being "mocked and ridiculed" by the BackYard MacGyver blog and is seeking compensitory and punitive damages for the harm that the blog has done to movie ticket sales. Sources close to the BackYard MacGyver blog said that they are hiring world famous attorney Gerry Spence to defend against the specious and frivolous action. When attempts were made to interview Backyard MacGyver he was found asleep in his tent. Whatever.

Fallout Shelter is complete

Today I completed my fallout shelter. I am now prepared for the end of the world or Sarah Palin becoming president which ever comes first.  Whatever.