Speech Contest #3

MacGyver took his show on the road to the backwoods of Kentucky. The natives found that his story of survival was ridiculous and far fetched. They said if he really wanted to survive the Apocalypse that he should move to Montana. This from the people that elected Rand Paul. Hummmmmmmm. Backyard MacGyver showed them by stealing some horses and hi-tailing it back the Indiana. There are some very happy and well nourished dogs in Indiana that appreciated his efforts. Whatever.